just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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