Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
