Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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