I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is wine microwaveable?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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