I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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