i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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