Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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