Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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