bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I can text with my tongue
so let's talk penis.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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