They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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