Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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