I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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