I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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