the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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