I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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