i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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