office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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