Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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