Me too!
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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