So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who wears a wallet chain?!
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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