he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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