stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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