S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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