i already hear my dad disowning me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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