i just google imaged poop.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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