fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Swine flu. Run for my life!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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