You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
