I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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