whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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