WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
The ass gains better be worth it
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