I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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