I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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