I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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