careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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