how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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