so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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