when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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