It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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