Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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