i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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