I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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