Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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