Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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