Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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