They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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