why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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