If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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