awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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