No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
