I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just high enough for therapy.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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