i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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