watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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