nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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