am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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