I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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