ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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