All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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