I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Acid is not a monday night drug
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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