She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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